I can't believe we're already in 2026, but now it's time for you to vote on the first pinup of the year! Suggestions are provided courtesy of Scrib, The Clean Pinch, Even, matt, Daniel, Gal_IV, jrbviwiz, and unmeasured. Everyone in the Rainbow Roll Tier had the opportunity to boost their favorite option or suggest new ones. We've got a couple more this time around. You guys have been very creative and I love it! (Boosted options get a 10% increase after the final results of the poll just in case you didn't know)
1) Sci-fi space fatty? Funky 60s hairdo, weird space outfit, think Barbarella. "Barbarella and the Planet of Ice Cream!", "Barbarella and the Widening Waistline!"
2) How about the opening to Scream, except the girl's too busy stuffing her face to pick up the phone? And Ghostface's just standing outside on his cellphone getting pissed that she isn't picking up, lmao.
3) Maybe a Halloween aftermath one? All that half-priced candy on November 1st...
4) Tis' the season, so the character gets too greedy and "accidently" eats all the Thanksgiving feast before anyone had a chance to touch it.
5) Hannah's office Christmas party?
6) January Blues (post-holiday weight gain)
7) Amilee: The tatted dhampir OC of Gal_IV.
8) The Great Cafeteria Heist: It's the perfect crime: Enter the college cafeteria early during lunchtime, pull the fire alarm, lock the door once everyone's evacuated, then go to town on the hot food counter, eating the stuff with the big serving spoon, the spatula, hell even her hands! By the time someone realized it was a false alarm, she would've made her getaway. And who would suspect one of the most popular cheerleaders (and secret feedees) on campus of pulling a stunt like that?
9) Duality: Zara and Dasha Danilova are identical twins and renowned international fashion models. During a promotional tour across the globe, Zara can't resist the decadent catering at the many fashion shows and events which occupy the twins' busy schedule. After several months of touring (and too many extra meals and tasty treats), she manages to pack on nearly 30 pounds! (all while Dasha maintains her slim figure) Will the obvious size contrast between the otherwise identical twins become a potential problem or a novel marketing opportunity for the twins' joint careers? "Zara, sweetie, this tour has been very generous to your waistline. You're looking... uhhh... healthy...," their managing agent, Simone Suzuhara says with a wink and a coy smile, as she ponders how to approach this unexpected situation.
10) Ozempig: After near-constant stuffing leaves Hannah feeling a little too large (she just had some trouble squeezing through doorframes, no biggie,) her doctor puts her on Ozempig, the newest weight loss drug being pushed by celebrities everywhere. Quickly slimming down to a svelte form, Hannah discovers the drug's quick results have a very fortunate side effect: A permanent increase in appetite! With how hungry she was before, it's safe to say that this new appetite will ensure her new skinny era is quite brief.