"Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Home If You Don't Want Me to Fuck Him"

You’ve only been dating her daughter for a few weeks when she finally brings you home to meet Mom.

And unfortunately for your girlfriend, Mom is exactly your type. Older. Thick. Confident. Dangerous.

She catches every lingering look you give her across the dinner table…and instead of being offended, she seems almost amused by it.

Still, she plays the protective mother perfectly.

You’re more than welcome to spend the night, sweetheart. But there are rules in her house.

The biggest one?

You are absolutely not sleeping in her daughter’s bedroom.

Guest room. No sneaking around. No funny business.

She’ll know.

Of course… she conveniently forgets to mention what happens if she’s the one who sneaks into your bed.

Written by InternationalBelle

*This had been adapted as an F4M with the writer’s permission as the original is FF4M