Tenth Day of Kinkmas 🎶

🎄🔔🎶 On the tenth day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me,

Ten Bites and Scratches,

Nine Talley-Markings,

Eight Pits for Huffing,

Seven Paws a-stepping,

Six Hours of Edging,

Five Golden Showerssssss!

Four Training Pups,

Three French Kisses,

Two Docking Dogs,

And a Were-Coop in a pear treeee~ 🎶🎄🔔

Don't help him, he likes it 😝